THE CASE FILES

  • CASE FILE #0001

    THE USUAL SUSPECT

    🚔 Charges

    Dangerously smooth

    Repeat offender

    Known breakfast associate

    ⚖️ Sentence

    Best served daily.

  • CASE FILE #0007

    SHOT CALLER

    🚔 Charges

    Excessive boldness

    Unauthorized caffeine distribution

    Intimidating weaker coffees

    ⚖️ Sentence

    Runs the yard.

  • CASE FILE #0009

    ACQUITTED

    🚔 Charges

    Evidence insufficient

    Released without conviction

    Flavor remains under investigation

    ⚖️ Sentence

    Charges dismissed.
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